CHARACTERS

Teena Merry

GLASSES

This comic’s lead star. Currently attending college and creating their independent comic, Heaven is Hell. Riddled with the anxieties of creation, they procrastinate by enveloping themselves in their own lovesickness and desire. Enjoys collecting video games in their spare time. Likes alcohol.

Pipsie Squeakie

BADMAN

Glasses’ self-appointed manager. Came into town one day looking to tell people about the good news, however, it turns out everyone already knew about French toast. Now he gets by playing music on the street and helping out self-conscious lesbians… it’s a living!

Gwendolyn

TRACY VAN PELT

Librarian and Glasses’ friend/confidant. Doesn’t lead an exciting life despite her love of books and cat, so they hang out with Glasses in their free time. Tends to see the more cynical side of life, which isn’t always a bad thing. Used to be a goth. Has taken up smoking again…

Goro Majima

KC

Glasses’ sister. Used to be a volleyball player, then a track runner, now plays softball. Dropped out of college after one term to pursue their dream of continuing sports and moving to Californ-I-A, much to the annoyance of their mother. Often looking for schemes to make money.

Goro Majima

GALLAGHER

Glasses’ sister’s boyfriend. Spends most of their time with KC encouraging her. Wants to be a saxophone player but lacks motivation, so he works at Dante’s comic book store instead. Currently spends most of their time at the Glasses’ household due to family tensions. Doesn’t like picking up their trash.